Subject: funny joke!!!
joke
a jew from Poland wanted to live in America but he didn't speak enlish so somebody told him that they will ask 5 questions:
1 "what's your name?" then you will answer: "Moshe Cohen"
2 "how many kids do you have?" then you will answer: "2"
3 "who was the first president of America?" then you will answer: "George Washington
4 "how many states are in America?" then you will answer: "50"
5 "how many kids live now?"then you will answer: " b"h both"

then he comes in America and they ask him:
1 "who was the first president of America?" and he answers: "Moshe Cohen"
2 "how many states are in America?" and he answers: "2"
3 "what's your name?" and he answers: "George Washington
4 "how many kids do you have?" and he answers: "50"
5 "who is meshuga, you or i?" and he answers: " b"h both"